Showing posts with label baseball. Show all posts
Showing posts with label baseball. Show all posts

Thursday, May 8, 2008

BBTN Looks at the Bucs

Most of you aren't watching the Pirates, but just in case you cared what the BBTN crew thinks about your 2008 Buccos:
BBTN Looks at the Bucs

I don't think Kruk and Phillips are watching the Bucs either. Kruk said Nady will:

give you everything he has every play of the game, regardless of winning or losing.

Funny, I just watched Nady jog to first on a ball he hit that easily could have been a double. Still, he is having a good year so far and should be dealt asap.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Blogging Bucs vs Cubs @ Wrigley

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It's a glorious afternoon, just perfect for afternoon baseball. And the schedule makers have been kind enough to have the Bucs playing the Cubbies from the Friendly confines of Wrigley.

The weather looks nice enough in Chitown, some cloudiness and people have jeans and long sleeve shirts on, but no jackets. The Bucs come in at 7-8 and trying to put together some wins over someone other than the Reds. If they come in and lose the series to the Cubs, much of the positive that has developed will recede, to be replaced by the same old skepticism of years past.

The Cubs come into the tilt at 9-6 and in second in the NL Central behind the Cards. They swept a 3 game series vs the Bucs at PNC earlier this year (2 of which went to extras) and have won 7 straight vs the black and gold.

Two young promising hurlers will take the mound: Ian Snell for the Bucs and Rich Hill for the Cubs. It may be a matchup featuring the shortest two names for starting pitchers in the majors, at 16 letters total. We'll be watching the WGN feed out of Chicago so we'll keep our ears peeled for the usual knocks against the Bucs that come from opposing announcers. Someone named Len Kasper and Bob Brenly, on his way down from managing and a network job, will handle the duties for us. First pitch is set for 2:20.

Wayne Messmer sings the national anthem and does a standard issue job for him, which beats out what anyone else could do. The atmosphere at Wrigley doesn't touch what it used to be like at old Chicago Stadium:

It's Derek Lee bobblehead day at Wrigley! How can the Bucs compete? Kasper tells us the Bucs slept most of yesterday after getting into Chicago at 7am.

Normal lineup, except Batista is hitting 8th. Paulino is catching, he is 7-14 lifetime vs Hill. I like how Russell (JR) moves guys around and doesn't leave them in a place in the lineup if they're struggling.

TOP OF 1ST
McLouth leads off trying to keep his 15 game hitting streak alive. It's 63 degrees, warming up. Hill is grossly wild with 4 pitches and Nate draws a walk. Kasper tells Hill not to think on the mound - as in don't think you should win this game because its the Pirates.
-Why is Rivas still playing? He looks u-g-l-y swinging and missing for a strikeout. Chris Gomez or even Josh Wilson can do better.
-Oh boy - another Bucco baserunning blunder: McLouth gets picked off and bobblehead of the day easily throws him out at 2nd. Kasper tells us McLouth has NEVER been caught stealing by a catcher, all 4 times (out of 40) have all come on pickoffs.
-Freddy pops to right, 3 outs.

BOTTOM OF 1ST
-Eric Patterson is making his second ML start ever and is leading off. Something tells me he will cause all kinds of trouble today. Brenly goes over the defense and stresses the 21 errors he Bucs have made are the most in MLB. Kasper tells us Patterson was taking flyballs before the game from an asst coach, who was hitting them "from home plate", which is better than the bleachers I suppose. Snell K's Patterson.
-Ryan Theriot is up 2nd - he has the best numbers vs Snell of any Cubbie. - and he promptly singles up the middle.
-Here comes bobblehead. He pops to Nady.
-Kasper is talking about a missed sign in the Cubs game yesterday and they are showing the third base coach. I don't think I'll ever get quite used to coaches wearing helmets. Brenly is talking about how he learned his paranoia from Roger Craig, who used to put bunt signs on then the hold sign requiring an indicator to activate it. Roger Craig was a good pitching coach, manager? Not so much.
-ARam singles through short. Off the bat, it looked like an easy grounder but Rivas is nowhere close to it. Kasper agrees and thinks Jumpin Jack Wilson would have had it.
-Fukudome is up and pops to Bay in left.
After 1 inning, 0-0.

TOP OF 2ND
-How man times do you see it? Player makes a great play to end one inning, then leads off the next? I'd say about 11% of the time. And in this case Bay didn't make any sort of sensational play to end the first. He does lead off the 2nd with a single to short that Therion knocks down. Kasper doesn't wonder if Shawon Dunston could have flown through the air and made that play.
-XMan works the count full then singles in Bay who moved to 2nd on a wild pitch, 1-0 Bucs
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-LaRoche, he of the bad thumb we'll be hearing about all year, comes up. He prevents more pain by not making any contact at all and strikes out. That makes 15 in 43 AB's for the season.
-Paulino strides to the box. As all opposing announcers will do this year, they note that JR caught Nolan Ryan's final no hitter - he's in there somewhere. Paulino pops up.
-Brenly basically admits he was so passed out drunk last night that the earthquake in the Chicago area didn't wake him. He claims he's been in worse.
-Batista doubles...but Nady can't score.
-Snell is up, sporting a rare double flap helmet, and strikes out.

Bucs 1-0

BOTTOM OF 2ND
-Rich Hill was so excited to strike out Snell that he twisted his ankle on his follow through. Brenly calls it a "scary moment".
-DeRosa leads off with a double to left. Kasper tells us that the Cubs, like the Bucs, have a double in every game this year. The Dodgers are the only other team that has done it.
-Soto ground to Batista, one out. Bad AB by Soto to not get DeRosa to third.
-Kasper mentions the 'P' word about the Bucs. Every year, they have the potential to do well. Then he proceeds to explain how the Bucs have committed an error in 14 straight games, their longest streak since 1946 and if they make one today, it will be the longest streak in the NL in 20 years. Now that is how to use your potential.
-Johnson flew out to Nate and Hill the pitcher is up.
-He's not limping so maybe things weren't as scary as Brenly thought. His strikeout is ugly though.

Bucs 1-0

TOP OF 3RD
Marisa Miller threw out the first pitch. Why didn't this make the broadcast?? Brenly says the Cubs were fighting to play catcher on her pitch.

-McLouth hits a deep drive to center that Reed Johnson jogs under and makes a nice back to the infield catch.
-Rivas tries to bunt, forgetting he is slow, and Hill makes the play and tosses him out easily.
-Sanchez flies out I think. Too busy cataloging Marisa Miller pics on the net.

Bucs 1-0

BOTTOM OF 3RD
-Patterson K's to start the inning but Kasper doesn't care, he's more interested in Paulino's yellow and grey color scheme that he's wearing so he asks Brenly, a former catcher about it. Brenly calls it an improvement over the "aluminum trash can" look Paulino wore last year but it's still not attractive.
-Theriot triples. Doubles really but XMan plays the ball off the wall poorly.
-Lee grounds back to Snell who has to jump to make the play. He does and Theriot stays at third.
-ARam falls behind 0-2 and flies out. Kasper and Brenly tout tonight's matchup between Hamels and Santana and hyperventilate about all the changeups we'll see. Sounds like something worth paying for right?

Bucs 1-0

TOP OF 4TH
-Bay foul pops to Lee.
-Text question is about which Wrigley no hitter is your favorite? Milt Pappas is an option so we're voting for him.
-Nady fouls out the Fukudome. Kasper calls out another scary moment as he stumbles a bit over the bullpen mound. That's two already and we're only in the 4th!
-LaRoche, again afraid to make contact and hurt his thumb, walks.
-Paulino grounds out to SS.

Bucs 1-0

BOTTOM OF 4TH
-Fukudome triples to center off McLouth's glove. Looked a lot like the play Johnson made in the 3rd.
-Some local newsguy is in the booth promoting WGN and its history. He says we're going to get a lot of Bozo. Then he starts calling out people in the stands.
-DeRosa flares a single to center, Fukudome scores. 1-1.
-This guy mentions the Pappas no hitter and how he was arguing with the umps in the 9th inning. Not sure what he's promoting, but if you're from Chicago, it sounds like a snore. National City is sponsoring the show (apparently it's a TV show), hope they get their money before it's sold. Kasper says working for WGN is a labor of love. Group hugs are mentioned - yikes.
-Soto singles DeRosa to third. This inning could get out of control unless Snell can get Johnson and Hill out.
-Johnson grounds to short. DeRosa scores. And Johnson is safe at first? What? how did that happen? Replay shows Rivas playing very deep, barehands the ball and double clutches before throwing to first. Not an error, but not a major league play. 2-1 Cubs.
-Hill thinks Rivas stinks so chops one his way. Rivas almost botches it but flips to Sanchez for an out at 2nd. Hill is safe at first. The pitcher Hill is better at hitting than Rivas is a playing defense.
-Oh boy. Rivas is really struggling. How can JR keep running him out there? Is Bixler that bad? Patterson grounds one to Rivas who flips to Sanchez for one, but Patterson beats the relay, Johnson scores. 3-1 Cubs.
-To be fair, Sanchez's arm isn't exactly 100% and his relay was not Dunston-esque.
-Patterson steals second. He overslides the bag but is safe. Kasper chides about Nyjer Morgan's claim that he has to adjust his sliding because the dirt in major league parks is so good.
"I'm trying to figure it out," Morgan said. "I've got to get used to the dirt up here. These are better playing surfaces than in the minor leagues. They're more pristine surfaces. I need to go to the lab and figure it out -- maybe slide earlier. It's kind of frustrating when you take your team out of a rally. You feel like you're letting the boys down."
We're really missing Littlefield's stress on fundamentals right now. Aren't we?
-Theriot lines to Nate to end the inning.

Cubs 3-1

TOP OF 5TH
-Batista strikes out ugly.
-Hill walks Snell.
-McLouth, the team's hottest hitter is up with a chance to put some pressure on the Cubbies. He pops up to Lee, but not before Lee and Theriot collide, a touchy but not scary moment.
-Ahhh Rivas. Flyout to right. end of inning.

Cubs 3-1

BOTTOM OF 5TH
-Holy Sanchez! Take that bad defense! Great over the shoulder sliding catch in short right by Freddy makes bobblehead Lee the first out.
-The wind has shifted. Breanly ells us the wind is now warm and blowing straight out at gale forces. Something tells me Brenly is judging the wind by putting his hand right in front of his mouth.
-Snell responds by not letting ARam get one up in the jet stream and strikes him out.
-Fukudome fouls one off Paulino's chin guard and the ball disappears behind Paulino's yellow/gray chest protector. Brenly recalls a superhuman play Johnny Bench made in the 70s involving a foul tip. If you take Brenly literally, and you can't, Bench lept out of his crouch, flew through the air and caught the ball halfway to third base. With his facemask.
-Fukudome strikes out. That's a 1-2-3 inning folks!!

Cubs 3-1

TOP OF 6TH
-Lieber is in, replacing Hill. Sanchez leads off. Kasper loves the move. Thinks Hill finished strong and will feel good about his performance. I don't think "finishing strong" can be applied to a pitcher who leaves after only 5 innings.
-Sanchez pops out.
-Bay singles up the middle.
-Jon Lieber was 38-47 for the Bucs from 1994-1998. He was 11-14 on the "Why Not Us" 97 team.
-Nady K's. And the pitching wheel begins. Sean Marshall comes in to replace Lieber. WGN shows a stat about how the Cubs bullpen has thrown the 2nd most innings so far in 2008 (the Bucs are 4th). Pulling Hill and replacing him with Lieber for only 2 batters, despite holding a 3-1 lead is an example of overmanaging and overusing the bullpen. Remind me again who the Cubs manager is? That's right, it's Sweet Lou Piniella, he of the win at all costs managerial style, pitcher's arms be damned.
-LaRoche grounds out to bobblehead.

Cubs 3-1

BOTTOM OF 6TH
-DeRosa flies out to Nady
-Pappas wins!! His no hitter was texted the favorite no hitter in Wrigley history among those who are watching the game, have a cell phone nearby, know how to text, remembered the number to text to, an give a damn. That must be about 5 people or so. Brenly's favorite no hitter will be the next one. He's not supplying any analysis so why not make jokes?
-WGN shows workmen climbing down a ladder across from Wrigley, looking like their day is over. Kasper thinks it's Miller Time too. It's only 3pm in Chicago.
-Snell walks Soto.
-Johnson smacks a broken bat single to left.
-Daryle Ward lives!!! Sighted last week at PNC Park and now confirmed at Wrigley. DWard, the only man to hit a ball in the Allegheny on the fly, will pinch hit for Marshall. Of course he hit his blast as an Astro, not a Bucco. He pops out to Bay.
-Patterson grounds out to Snell. So that's 6 innings, 3 ERs for Snell, 89 pitches and he's due up 4th in the 7th. Not great, but not bad. He was betrayed by some shaky defense.

Cubs 3-1

TOP OF 7TH
-Sweet Lou goes crazy with his lineup and moves everyoe around. Let's just leave it at this: Marmol is on the hill and the Pieman is in center.
-Paulino bests Batista for teh ugliest strike out of the day. He gets jammed says feh!
-Now it's Batista's turn to take back the crown from Ronnie. Well, it was ugly and it was a strikeout, but he didn't swing. Paulino still holds the crown.
-Seems like some Blackhaws will sing Harry Carey's Take Me Out to the Ballgame in teh 7th inning stretch. They play a song called "Here Come the Hawks" that sounds like it was written in the 1950s. Which is appropriate because the Hawks started televising their home games just this year.
-Morgan K's.
-Patrick Lalime is one of the 4 singers representing the Hawks. They're all bad. Lalime still holds the NHL record for longest unbeatne streak by a goalie at the start of a career, going 14-0-2 with the Pens in 1996-97.

Cubs 3-1

BOTTOM OF 7TH
-Ossorio is in, replacing Snell.
-makes a play!! He throws out Theriot.
-Kasper and Brenly get Hawks sweaters as gifts. Brenly holds his at arms length and looks around for a trash can.
-Bobblehead breaks his bat, but Rivas makes another play!! Two straight for Luis.
-a Hawk is in the booth for this half inning. He says the players are excited to be on TV finally. Only 40 years after every other team.
-ARam pops out to....Rivas!!! 3 up; 3 to Rivas; 3 down!

Cubs 3-1

TOP OF 8TH
-Nate leads off and homers to center, taking advantage of the wind that is now blowing out. 16 game hitting streak is alive and it's 3-2 Cubs.
-Rivas is not so good. 1-3.
-As all announcers do, they believe that all players love coming to their city. This time, they show Bucs coach Gary Varsho and mention how he loves Chicago.
-Freddy K's. Too easy for Marmol.
-Bay walks.
-39,118 is the "paid crowd on a glorious afternoon" per Kasper. He thinks it's great to start the weekend off with a nice day and a win. Brenly thinks players don't even know when weekends are. Ok.
-Nady singles. That gets Kerry Wood up in the pen.
-"Upright Adam LaRoche stands very tall in the batter's box", is up. LaRoche takes a look at a beer vendor down the right field line while swinging and missing at a Marmol fastball down the pipe. Brenly doesn't think LaRoche can catch up to Marmol's fastball, advises to avoid the curveball. LaRoches fouls off a fastball, then fouls off a curveball. What now Brenly? Slider. Swing and miss. Down and in, just like every other pitch LaRoche has missed this year. Can we get Mike Gonzalez back (I know he's been hurt for over a year)?

Cubs 3-2

BOTTOM OF 8TH
-At least he can field! Fukudome taps an easy roller to LaRoche. One out.
-DeRosa lines out to Nady.
-It'll be Paulino, Batista and a probable pinch hitter for the Bucs in the 9th. If those three don't scare you, what would? Actually, it will be interesting to see if JR uses Doumit as the PH in the 9th. He is the obvious choice and should be used, but managers have an aversion to using up their catchers. Even at the expense of losing the game. That's baseball!
-Soto walks.
Kasper says managers have to look at the big picture, which is why Piniella took Hill out of the game in the 5th, to give Hill a positive feeling about his performance. And overusing your bullpen is not part of Lou's big picture.
-Theriot flies out to Nate. 3 outs, top of the 9th coming up.

Cubs 3-2

TOP OF 9TH
-Kerry Wood is on for the Cubs
-Doug Mientkiewicz pinch hits for Paulino - interesting. Replace a hitter who has been ok so far this year with a bad one. Obviously, Doumit will hit for the pitcher. Doug grounds out to bobblehead.
-Batista takes some mighty hacks vs Wood and goes down on another awful swing against a tight slider. Tough pitch but you have to lay off of it. Batista should be sent to the pine.
-Doumit is indeed pinch hitting, but he grounds the first pitch to DeRosa at second. That's the ballgame.
3-2 Cubs

-A song with the words "Go Cubs Go" is played to celebrate. It includes the words: "Hey Chicago, whattya say, the Cubs are gonna win this day, baseball time is here again, you can catch it all on WGN." Really cheesy.
UPDATE: Apparently, they love this song in Chitown. It was written by someone named Steve Goodman who died in 1984 before the Cubs won the division.


And that wraps it up. To be fair, Kasper wasn't too bad as an announcer, Brenly was his usual idiot.
-There are few better ways to spend an afternoon then in the sun at Wrigley.
-Bucs fall to 7-9. Cubs move to 10-6.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Bucs on Pace for 69-93

I'm not going to be able to provide a game by game breakdown of the Bucs. Even if time permitted, it's an agonizing habit to get into the daily coulda, shoulda, wouldas of any team for 162 games, let alone one that is as frustrating as the Pirates. Yesterday's home opener is a prime example: whoever is to blame for the failure to score in the 9th inning, the fact is that these debates happen very frequently with the Bucs - we've already seen at least two in the first 7 games - the infamous popup that fell in the first game was just the first in a long season. The fact is, they will continue to occur until the Bucs get better players who make the plays instead of offering some postgame explanation about what they were thinking and why the play didn't work.

Let's start out by giving a weekly, or some approximation therof, Good, Bad and Ugly of what we've seen of the Bucs and an adjusted forecast for where they will wind up in September.

THE GOOD
  • Scorekeepers have been overly generous to the Bucs so far: Luis Rivas only has three errors.
  • Evan Meek will be a (Devil) Ray before the end of April.
  • Nate McLouth might be able to play this game.
  • Jason Bay is hitting .182 and Adam Laoche .087. This is an improvement from 2007 and means Bay will hit .260 and LaRoche .280 the rest of the way to get their averages up to the .255 and .268 we expect of them.
  • Doug Mientkiewicz and his attitude are on the team!
  • X-Man is Player of the Week!
  • Jose Bautista can play defense.
THE BAD
  • Both middle infielders are already hurt. One is on the DL; the other has an injury that could impact his performance all season.
  • Nate McLouth has 742 major league at bats. Adrian Brown had 308. Tike Redman had 230. Chris Duffy had 126. That's 664 AB's combined and not significantly less than McLouth. And those three somehow combined to hit over .310 in those ABs and then fell off the face of the diamond.
  • Ronny Paulino is going to play more often than he has so far.
  • Jose Bautista can't hit at all and takes it upon himself to bunt in critical situations in order to drive in a run.
  • You won't be able to complain about fundamentals unless you attend Wednesday's and Friday's games in person, cuz they're no longer on TV.
THE UGLY
  • Scorekeepers have been overly generous to the Bucs so far: Luis Rivas only has three errors so far. He could have twice that plus he almost blew a tailor made DP yesterday. Why is he on the team again? Why did he play SS yesterday instead of Brian 'Freeze' Bixler, who Russell promised to play and not sit on the bench?
  • Craig Wilson is back!!
  • Somewhere Dave Littlefield and Jim Tracy are sharing a toddy and laughing about the lack of fundamentals. And oh that bunting could be better!
  • Helmets on the base coaches.
  • Neal "Bullpen?! We don't need no stinkin' bullpen!" Huntington still looks 100 times better than Littlefield at this point.
So after a week and 7 games, the Bucs are 3-4. That is 3-4 with all the comedies of errors they've committed; either they'll continue to make these mistakes or get better.

I say it will improve somewhat but not enough to make a significant improvement. As of 4/8, I say the Bucs finish right where I pegged them:
72-90

Pirate Previews



So I've read a lot of previews, analyses, blogs, articles and other compositions about our Pittsburgh Pirates and their hopes for 2008 and what I've been able to deduce is that people are taking two different approaches to the '08 Bucs: either they aren't worth the time to write about or people go in depth and get creative about their chances and why they haven't won since 1992 and won't in 2008. Either way, the final result all the pundits come to is that the '08 Bucs will be just like every other team since '92 - losers.

Some offer help for Pirate fans, even listing 10 positive things about being a Bucco fan; some struggle for anything to say at all.

There is a 'starting 9' for the Bucs and there are position and role analyses.

A few think voodoo is working its magic on the Bucs: one fears voodoo is cursing the Bucs like it has the Cubs and Red Sox, another thinks it is keeping them from being the worst team in baseball.

One even records a video and thinks the Bucs will get of so close to that hallowed .500. Another has them just short as well. But WHYGAVS has already played out the season and knows .500 isn't all the Bucs will achieve. Or wait, maybe WHYGAVS was slapped back to reality.

And one feels a lot like me and has trouble even bothering with the Bucs right now.

But the Bucs are the Bucs and nothing wold be finer than a World Series parade through downtown. I know it won't happen in 2008 or 2009 or 2010 or .... sometime soon. But progress is first measured in baby steps so sure as PNC Park is the finest yard in the land, I'll be following the Bucs in 2008, bleeding for them just I have for every year since 1975, which is as far back as I can remember.

So my prediction? How about improvement but not .500. How about 72-90 and maybe a finish ahead of the Astros in the NL Central.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

John Russell now at Bucs helm

Maybe Russell is the right hire. Maye his job last year keeping the Ottawa Lynx playing hard despite going 55-88 is a positive sign that he can manage. To me, it sounds a lot like what he'll be trying to do with the Bucs over the next few years: keeping a team that is clearly lacking the talent that others have playing hard even after their season has been decided. Sadly, after the players quitting on Lamont and Tracy, playing hard in August and September when they're 20+ games out of first is more than we've become accustomed to.

But that is obviously not the goal. The goal is to win. And the interesting, perplexing thing, is that there were candidates available to at least talk to who have won and who have ties to the Pirates and as Bob Smizik points out, weren't even in the conversation. Why not? Why not talk to Pena, Garner, Macha or Howe, all of whom have had success on the major league level in similar situations as the Bucs?!?!

And with an apparent renewed focus on re-establishing the Pirates tradition and identity, bringing back Chuck Tanner was the first step, why not think about Tony Pena, maybe the greatest catcher in Pirate history and a former manager of the year?

Why? Probably because Frank Coonelly is doing his job, which can be described as nothing more complicated than guarding the Nutting's bank accounts. And until that changes, having a team play hard in September is about all we can expect.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Halloween

About a year and a half too late for this. Wonder if Cowher will defend himself this Sunday.

Happy Valley? Nice to see the PSU fans taking their lead from the irate JoePa after his traffic incident.

Are the Pirates still around? And no, interviewing this guy is not proof of life on the North Shore. While the baseball world frenzies itself with Torre drama, our nine continues to sit quietly by giving local baseball media types something to do instead of sparing us and going on vacation.

Open up Sunday Ticket for everyone, go for it on fourth down, teams with coaches and cheer babes that wear less will win, blitz and you will give up touchdowns. Yep, another TMQ that sounds an awful lot like all the others. I used to like him but no find myself about a paragraph in thinking "COLUMN OVER".

Sports Contraption fans can listen to Popeye describe the salad days of the show...

Monday, May 12, 2003

Fox Baseball ads

The scene is a rehabilitation center somewhere, possibly in a hospital. A man with braces on both legs is attempting to walk again using his hands and bars to hold him up since his legs are clearly not strong enough to support him. A trainer is assisting the man, encouraging him to walk towards him.

Suddenly, the trainer turns away, his attention caught by something off camera. The man falls backward awkwardly but the trainer offers no assistance. Instead, the trainer is transfixed, staring offscreen. Finally, his lips move a little and we hear him say, “Giles always crushes that pitcher.” The fallen patient exclaims, “Can I get some help here?” but gets no help, only a finger advising him to wait.

From what the trainer says, you’ve figured out that this is a commercial for a baseball team. Absurd as it may be and as little as it may have to do with baseball, somebody has decided that this is the best way to get people to watch baseball on TV. That somebody is an executive at Fox television, the real power that rules baseball.

Through the magic of baseball’s Extra innings package, anyone can watch baseball games televised on the various regional Fox Sports networks around the country. You can watch almost every major league game on most nights. Besides the fact that the game of baseball is being played, there is another similarity to what each of these channels airs during the games: this same tv ad.

The only difference is a subtle dubbing of the line spoken by the trainer. In Pittsburgh, you hear “Giles always crushes that pitcher.” In San Francisco, “Giles” becomes “Bonds”. In Cincinnati, it’s “Griffey” who does the crushing. And so on, with each regional network dubbing their stars name into the line. That is the only change in the ad as it airs from New York to Los Angeles.

The obvious question this raises is not the important question. The obvious question is who in the world thought this was an effective commercial, that somehow a baseball game was so compelling that it causes people to completely lose track of their surroundings resulting in disastrous results. This isn’t the only ad that Fox runs in this manner. They have been doing it for over a year now and while there is a miniscule amount of humor buried in the commercial, what I take away from the ads are how stupid and pointless they are. There is no connection to baseball and nothing that makes someone want to attend or even watch a game. They are dumb and pointlessly stupid commercials.

But there is a bigger issue: who runs baseball and are they looking out for the welfare of the game and its franchises?

The Pirates are not one of baseball’s elite franchises. To be successful, they need everything to go right for them and they cannot afford to waste money. They have in the past and it has crippled them, on and off the field and they are still struggling to rebound. Their money management is so tight that any extra dollars spent promoting the team must be welcomed, perhaps to the point where they are not concerned about the long term effect these Fox ads are creating.

The best way to promote baseball, if you’re not Bill Veeck, is to promote the game. If you are able to sell fans on the game, you can be more confident that they will return year after year since the game stays the same year after year. The allure of PNC Park has already worn off. Pierogi races don’t draw fans. Fireworks can’t be shot off every gamenight. Bobbleheads come and go. Selling the game also leads to a deeper understanding of the game, an understanding that can find reason t support the local nine through dark times if there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

A fan of the game comes to watch the players perform and even if the team is not good, there is something in every game that a fan can watch and admire and may not see again the entire season. A fan of fireworks comes to the game, doesn’t pay attention to the game, is more easily agitated when the team is losing and gets most excited after the home team has gone to the clubhouse.

However, despite its need to develop a strong fan base, Pirate marketing efforts have been laughable. Not since their “We Play Hardball” campaign of the late 80s have the marketing efforts focused on the game and the team. The success of the early 90s and the large crowds provided a perfect opportunity to grow new fans on the game, but little headway was made and as soon as the free agents left town and success faded, so too did the attendance. From the mid 90s on, marketing efforts were overshadowed by threats to move the team, its financial problems and the momentous battle to build PNC Park, none of which cast positive light on the Pirates. Recent years have featured PNC Park and giveaways as the central focus of advertising and marketing efforts.

Finally this season things seemed to be coming around for the Pirates. The team brought in several players that juiced the fans. Optimism was higher for the 2003 Pirates than at any point over the past 10 years. Marketing centered on the players and not promotions that have nothing to do with the game.

Yet here we are and while the Pirates have stumbled badly on the field so far, they have been worse off the field because of their inability to draw fans. Those who have come to PNC Park have been treated to lousy baseball and more losses for the home team than any other team in the majors. In this situation the Pirates wallow, trying to dig out of a seemingly deepening hole. There is no more effective marketing tool than a winning team, yet an effective strategy would be able to minimize the impact that losing has. But it hasn’t.

And worse, they allow Fox TV executives to effectively sabotage Pirate marketing efforts by airing these senseless ads. To fans, there is no differentiating between the Fox ads and the Bucs ads. They both sell the same product, just with different messages and imagery. Conflicting messages and imagery. The Pirates have allowed their marketing efforts to be derailed by Fox.

Then again, Fox delivers the TV money so the Pirates won’t complain about the erosion of goodwill and mindshare that a conflicting and diluted marketing message creates during such a critical time for the Pirates to capitalize on a strong, focused and game friendly message.

Fox clearly doesn’t care about the individual markets and by not objecting to the TV execs, it seems that the Pirates don’t care about the long term in their current market either. So why should I?