Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Here Come the Jokes: Steely McBeam arrested for DUI

http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/s_561456.html

I'm not a professional comedy writer so I won't be able to top anything that we're all going to hear about this, especially from Bengal and Browns fans. All I hope is that the Rooneys soon (like today!) realize how pathetic this whole mascot exercise has been and fire the mascot and not just the guy inside the suit.

One sentence did catch my eye though:

Hahey failed roadside DUI tests. He was given three chances to pass the walk-and-turn test after he first complained that he was nervous and then said he wasn't on level ground.

Almost as if he was walking on a beam.

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