Is it the Coffee that Makes Them So Bitter?

The hatred for all that is black and gold, specifically Steeler black and gold, continues to rain down on the rest of the country, much like Mt St Helen's ashes did 25+ years ago. And the fallout is just as toxic.

These are getting really funny to read. But before proceeding, not only is there a disclaimer at the top of the article that states this about the "author":

Brandon Hansen is a Seahawks fan, which means he still wakes up in a cold sweat some nights after horrible nightmares of Super Bowl XL. Sometimes his friends find him huddled up in a corner poking pins in his Big Ben voodoo doll chanting "Stuffed at the goaline, Ben". Doctors have diagnosed this as "Seahawkfanscantletthingsdietis" and it's afflicting roughly 80 percent of football fans in the Pacific Northwest.

But there is also this self description by Mr. Hansen himself on his co-written blog:

Just South of North is an epic blog written by two college students, Casey Knopik and Brandon Hansen. Since our lives are more pathetic than the fifth Rocky movie, we've dedicated a large chunk of our time to dicussing [sic] our weird love for Northwest Sports and squirrels. We think they're funny little creatures.

Below is the link. Also note the comment at the end about how he just described the Red Sox, Celtic and Patriot Nations - which is true. Substitue any of those team name in place of Steelers and Boston for Pittsburgh, and the article makes a lot more sense.

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